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Luggage update: The airline called me up the other day to tell me they found my carry-on luggage. They described some of its contents to confirm it was mine. For some reason, it was in Washington Dulles International Airport.

Today, they call me up again to tell me they haven't found my bag yet. "But you called me the other day to tell me it was found!" I say. "We don't have it," they answer. "But you described its contents!" I say. "Oh, that's strange. Well, we have no idea where it is now," they say. "We'll send you out some claim forms."

Idea: If you ever want to replace your old wardrobe with brand new duds on someone else's dime, just fly United.